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SOME LEGALESE :

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whatever will be posted, commented, written or published here may be true or false, not every post or statement or comment can or will be verified by me or others, whatever you contribute here may or may not become publicly visible to everyone, so you alone are responsible for your posts, and i may reuse/change/delete whatever you post, and by posting here you give me all rights to do whatever i want with all your materials, also all my posts may or may not represent my personal opinion or believes, any links or references to other websites or people indicate that i may or may not agree or may or may not approve of the content or opinions of those other websites or that i actually know what content is on those sites, and i do think freedom of speech is very important!

I reserve the right to edit, cut, erase,  alter, use, abuse and make fun of anything that is on this website or contributed to it by others in any possible and imaginable way. Also if you use my posts, wisdoms, words and pictures or any other form of media you agree to honor my copyrights and genius! Linking to this site or using parts of it may or may not indicate that i know you or your site or that i may or may not know what’s on your site or may or may not know what you do or that we ever agreed to anything and that i know you put up a link to my site, also it is not possible for me to verify or have any knowledge if your site is legal in your country or mine, and i may or may not know what the content and opinions are that are published on it. i may or may not have even had a look at your site! Any lawful or unlawful use including hacking and sending or generating spam may be logged and reported to law enforcement or intelligence agencies. the logfiles may be kept for future purposes incl statistics and tracking or any other form of datamining. if you do not agree to this please stay away or contact me. howver i may or may not be able and willing to engage in any kind of communication with you.

Any Ideas, Stories, Theories, People, Institutions, Companies, Agencies etc mentioned here may or may not exist, may or may not be lawful in your State or Country, and they may have some Copyrights or Trademarks or other legal rights or restrictions associated with them. I may or may not disclose my affiliation with any Companies, Groups, Clubs, Partys, Agencies or any other Organisations that may or may not exist, or have existed in the past or will exist in the future. Any political or critical statements and any other writings may or may not reflect my opinions and may be only made up for dramatization or entertainment and may be entirely fictional.

Should you feel your Rights to any Content had been violated you promise to contact me first directly before makeing costly calls to your or my attorneys. Saves you time and me money! However if you repeatedly visit this site and not report your concerns to me after 5 workdays after your first visit we all will assume that you’re ok with the content.

By reading this you agree to have read this and may or may not have understood it.  Hope all lawyers and politicians and users are satisfied now!